The White Home issued a brand new govt order aiming to discourage migrants by stationing tons of of socially awkward males on the southern border.
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Honestly, Kamala Harris is more socially awkward than any number of failson man-children.
Also, lots of typos in this video for some reason.
I need that Jaws T-Shirt
Just deploy LGBTQ there and they will all run away
The most unrealistic thing in this video is that kamala is visiting the border
put Musk on the border – he'd scare everyone away
"Esoteric facts about fantasy battles" – I will be laughing all day
“These guys seem really weird….” 😅😂
Brilliant! If I were fleeing a cartel war and how somehow made it to the US, I would think twice about my plan if it resulted in an offer to "drive me wherever I was going."
Asperger's
The only socially awkward men is the idiot posting this nonsense. The weird is Democrats and their DEI proponents and media morons.
Very unrealistic that any of these men would be wearing button ups or tucked in shirts. Lol, they would be oversized baggy T shirts with graphics on them, with demin shorts that go below the knees and that they consider their "nice shorts" (or cargo pants they consider "Nice Pants"), and unstyled hair they could either brush back with a lot of gel or put a beanie on top. 😂
this gives me a chance to work at the US border
I need a job like that. I've scared off thousands of people in my lifetime, but dogs like me.
"Pope visits Heaven" 😭😭😭
If Kamala Harris thinks your speaking skills are bad, you know you’re in trouble.
"As police race to flee the scene of another school shooter" Im dead
Finally a job I'm qualified for.
Trump, are you watching? 😂
All hail and praise- to
Lord Trump
and his grifting halitosis choir of mediocracy! Yer fired!
I was hired to welcome all the migrants at the border and drive them where ever they want to go… I was afraid of losing my job in the second month as all the migrants I talk to gave me a snide look and turned their back to me and then to my surprise, I got a salary hike in the second month! Thanks to Onions, now I know the truth!
I can't be the only person who was looking for videos on how to deal with my awkwardness, and this video pops up. I thought that was real at first 🤣
A great job for energy vampires.
This channel is like Monty Python LOL.
“And it was something favorable, that they didn’t even heard.. it was the topic I was dealing with. But they hurt me”
-The Hispanic Lady. 😮
What a crock
Im on my way to sign up 😂😂😂
It would probably work.
I remember when The Onion was funny.
hahahaha holy fuck that final joke about the high speed chase. SOOOOO fucking good!
One BIG wierd man…Repubs and America got him protecting their borders now 😂😂😂
Michael Falk for Homeland Security Secretary!
You can tell The Onion's in that late DEI stage where they have 50% or higher female writing staff. "socially awkward men! haha!"
Police practicing responds times for CEO's distress calls?
Jaws t-shirt is liquid gold!
If couse they di as conflick is what they really are trying to perpetuate.
Just like demmanding Canada milatarized its birder knoe thrn in a future tommorow will wringlyy state they pose an invasion threat…. Ssuch weak and feeble exuses….
As a socially awkward woman who’s also a fan of Latina ladies this policy is depriving me of both potential jobs and potential hot latinas😢. This is discrimination!
the sad side of this gag is that soft deterrents are actually ,pre effective then actual walls
Isn't that already the case?
Onion is back
Lol one big weird ones
As one big weird man, I'd like to volunteer my services.
I'm sorry but that "coming up next" bit really threw me off 🤣🤣 i spat my drink out
I remember this was uploaded when i was on shrooms and I felt so called out 😂😂